Once
Upon a Time
Episode
13: Tiny
By:
Carlos Uribe
Once
Upon a Time is a show about fairy tale characters who got sent to our
reality, which has magic now.
Spoilers
Ahoy!
Fairy
Tale Story:
The
fairy tale world is so simple that it frequently goes into silly
territory. The idea that Dwarves only exist for the sole purpose of
mining fairy dust is ludicrous. At least Dwarves get to be
blue-collar workers as the whole reason for existence for giants is
that they grow magical beans. They are basically peaceful farmers and
that's it. There is one giant, Anton, who isn't satisfied with this
life. It might be because the giants have stopped selling the beans
to humans which basically means no-one uses them. In case you didn't
get this: giants dedicate their lives into growing beans that nobody
will use. When Anton brings this up, the leader of the giants tries
to explain that it's not the product that's important but the work
that goes into making the product. It appears that the writers follow
the same philosophy because there's so many weak episodes of this
show that I've lost count by now. At the end of the fairy tale
flashback, there's a scene where the head giant gives Anton a seed
from beanstalk. The idea is that one day Anton will need to plant
this seed so he can start growing magical beans once again. This is
just after every giant besides Anton was wiped out for these beans.
Seriously their dedication to these beans is unhealthy. When Anton
gets transported to Storybrooke, he's able to remember this seed. So
he decides he needs to plant the seed because he's a giant. So a
giant basically exists for the sole purpose of growing magical beans.
Anton's whole purpose in Storybrooke is to now plant a magical bean
so the characters can go home. It doesn't help that the characters
all treat these magical beans with a lot of reverence that makes it
difficult to take them all seriously.
The
fairy tale story was technically more about beans. It was all about
how Anton didn't fit into his world. It's not just because he
questioned why they're wasting their time growing beans but because
his brothers bully him. Why? He likes the human treasures. That's
right: giants also like to keep treasure that they don't really
value. Why? It's never explained. Anton decides that he'll sneak into
the human world to try and learn more about them. He's only able to
do so when James (Charming's evil and more fun evil twin brother) and
Jack (actually a girl and possibly Alice) give him a magical mushroom
that makes him temporarily small. They basically do their best to
befriend him so that they can steal his magical beans. This works
because Anton is desperate to fit in somewhere. When the two and
their unseen army manages to wipe out the giants with poisoned
swords, Anton decides that human beings are just the worst and he
hates them all. The actual story isn't necessarily bad but the acting
and world-building is. The more time we spend in the fairy tale world
and the more it looks like a seven-year old thought it up. I
understand this is based on cartoons (and short stories) but there
are literary works that have been inspired by the same sources that
have put more thought into making a realistic world with predefined
rules.
Storybrooke
Story:
This
is an episode that revolves around Anton and it should come as no
surprise that he gets transported over to Storybrooke. Cora had
managed to bring this giant into our world but only after permanently
making him normal-sized. This basically means he's no longer a giant
but just an overweight human being. Anton freaks out when he sees
David because he thinks that David is James. This basically sets the
stage for an episode where Anton tries to kill the good guys because
he hates humans and all. The bad guys try to help him by making him
temporarily giant-sized. That is until he goes back to being small
and David is able to save his life. Anton becomes a good guy and
decides he'll plant the magical seed because he's a giant and what
else is going to do? He doesn't have to do it alone as the dwarves
will help him. They give him an axe and it's implied that he's
finally found a place where he belongs. It's not that bad of a story
except Jorge Garcia struggles to sell his bloodrage and the special
effects budget is clearly stretched to it's limit. The real problem
with this plot was that Regina is basically back to being a
two-dimensional villain with very little of the depth that this
season had been working on. This inconsistent characterization for
the sake of the plot remains a sore spot for the series. I'm still
holding out hope that she's secretly undermining her mom.
In
other news, three characters leave Storybrooke so that Mr. Gold can
find his son. He takes Emma with him who in turn brings Henry along.
There's some brief dramatic moment where the characters wonder if the
shawl is going to work when they cross the town line. I could be
forgetting but I could have sworn that it had already worked. It was
Belle who had lost her memories and that's because she didn't have a
magical shawl. They do cross but then they decide to head into the
airport. Only at the airport, they have to take off shows (like
barbarians) and magical shawl. A brief scene meant to increase
tension comes up when Mr. Gold is afraid that taking off the shawl
will make him forget who he is. Wait, what? When was this
established? If you're going to try and sell this information to
create tension then the viewer needs to know before going into the
scene. Having it randomly come up feels like a cheap attempt to
create drama. After this scene, Mr. Gold gets angry. I'm not sure
whether it's because he took of the shawl or he's suffering PTSD or
what. He punches a toilet paper dispenser until his hand bleeds but
he can no longer do magic. Why? The plot demands it or maybe it's
because he took of the shawl. I don't know. At least Henry is happy
with Cinnabon because this plot moved like a snail and tried to force
conflict into the scenes.
Conclusion:
Look,
I like this show. I like a lot of the characters and I enjoy watching
it a lot. This is the kind of show I would love to write for because
I love the genre and because I think it would be fun It's just that
it's so wildly inconsistent in quality. One episode will be great and
I'll love it and another week I'll get an episode like this. I don't
think it's a lot to ask for a fantasy show that is able to keep it's
rules straight and develops a universe that is believable. I need to
be able to believe that the fairy tale world can actually exist
because at this point there's no way it can. The rules for the magic
of the show are too inconsistent to really work and Regina's complete
character regression is frustrating. I'm a big fan of allowing
writers to tell the story they want to tell but I don't think it's
much to ask that they at least develop their world. If they could
then maybe it wouldn't be losing a lot of ground in the ratings-well
that and not competing with special live events.
Other
Notes:
There's
a scene where the lead giant is shocked that Anton showed humans
where they're giant beanstalk that goes into their kingdom is
located. Which is stupid because it's a GIANT BEANSTALK THAT GOES
INTO THE SKY. It's not like it's hidden very well.
Belle
and the guy who came from outside Storybrooke are now talking about
the magic that they saw. Fun!
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