666 Park Avenue
Episode 13: Lazarus,
Part 1
By: Carlos Uribe
666
Park Avenue is about the resident managers of a supernatural
apartment.
Spoilers
Ahoy!
I'm
sorry I'm a little confused here. The title for the series finale
seems to imply there's going to be a second part. This might have
been the plan when they first came up with the episode but they were
told in advance that they were going to get canceled. They surely had
enough time to drop the “Part One” from the episode title. It's
not like the episode even ended on a cliff-hanger. If anything, it's
the closest thing to an ending we could get. Henry has been elected
mayor, Jane is now working directly under Gavin, and Gavin is still
the most powerful man in the show. The love triangle turns out to be
the biggest waste of time as it doesn't add anything at all to the
conclusion. What was the point of following them this whole time if
they were just going to get stuck in a wall before they could
actually influence the main plot? It feels like they were filler or
merely added because the show thought it needed a love triangle to
help attract viewers. Oh, I guess there was a cliff-hanger where
Gavin basically prophesies that Jane's child is going to be a leader
that takes over the world or something. The episode ends with Jane
revealing she's pregnant. It's a big moment but it lacks any push a
cliff-hanger should have. If anything, it actually feels more finite.
Why is that? I'll cover that in a bit. Lazarus, Part 1 implies
there's going to be a second part but there won't be. This show is
done but it's not like the ending completely leaves the viewer
hanging. If anything, it just feels like a good place to finish the
series. Granted, that might be because we still don't know the show's
universe, it's actual rules, or what the show is actually about. The
viewer is just as lost as ever and I guess they'll never figure out
how all the details come together. What is the Order of the Dragon?
What is Gavin? What is his power? Why does Gavin want Henry to win
his election seat? There's a lot questions that won't be answered but
I'm strangely okay with that. I don't think I need to ask the writers
because I have a suspicion that they don't know. That they were just
making stuff up as they went along. I think that's why they never
properly defined the show: it allowed them to do whatever they wanted
without having to worry about fulfilling some established canon.
Those who were expecting answers from 666 Park Avenue shouldn't be
surprised that we got very little. In fact, the only question that
got answered is what Jane's destiny was.
The
most frustrating part of the finale has to go to the love triangle.
It's back to just two people now because Alexis is dead. Brian and
Louise decide to depose of the body by hiding it in the basement.
Only they are the most incompetent people ever because Louise
accidentally leaves her earring with the body. They go back to the
covered up hole in the wall where the body is only to discover it's
gone. Gavin reveals himself, gives his usual speech about how he owns
them, and then they get stuck in the wall for all of eternity. At
least until they die from thirst. That's it. We just watched their
whole plot arc so that they could be stuck inside the Drake. It's so
anti-climatic, so unimportant to everything that's going on, that it
deflates the whole narrative. A tightly written finale would have
found a way to make their plot relevant to the main narrative. It
would have mattered. It wouldn't have literally been buried away, to
be forgotten. It's so irrelevant that it's mind-puzzling. They must
have realized they had a whole portion of the show going on that was
very detached from everything that was going on. They didn't bother
attaching it but rather merely made it go away. That's just lazy.
What were the writers thinking? I guess it's tragic their going to
suffocate to death or die from thirst but it's just not enough. Brian
and Louise were never strong enough characters nor did I care about
them as a couple to really care about the plot on it's own merits. It
needed to matter and the writers utterly failed at this point because
they didn't even try. I could have at least respected them if they
had failed miserably after trying because at least it's a sign of
effort. The way they did it was just a slap in the face to anyone who
has stuck through the show for the whole season, wondering where they
were taking the love triangle arc. Wondering how it was going to make
a difference.
The
Henry plot basically reveals how he wins the election. He's the only
candidate who doesn't attack that city councilman for sleeping with a
staff member. He's taking the high road because he wants to run on
integrity. Gavin isn't sure this is going to work until the former
city councilman kills himself. Suddenly, taking the high road turned
out to be a bright idea. Gavin thinks that this was some calculated
political move but Henry was just being a good guy who caught a
break. I wouldn't say lucky because a man died and all plus it's
weighing heavily on Henry's mind. There's never any real question
he's going to win. The series never tries to create any real tension
and we skip through the whole campaign process. Considering how it
would have likely just been Gavin disagreeing with Henry about taking
the high road every step of the way, this is probably a good thing
that we rushed to the end. I guess it's nice we got to see Henry get
his dream of becoming a local politician but the reality is that we
don't find out why Gavin wanted this to happen. It does but then we
never learn about his purpose with Henry. Why did he want to use Jane
to get through Henry before he found out who she was? Why was he so
important? We'll never know and I doubt the writers do either. While
we may have gotten the predictable resolution here there is just as
little resolution when it comes to why it was important.
The
final piece of the puzzle is Jane. She's been trying to discover her
place at the Drake and she has one by the end of the episode. She
tries to use her father to get some answers but she discovers the
shocking secret that her dad drowned her mom. Granted, her dad had no
control over his own actions at the moment but it's a pretty big
revelation nonetheless. This gets overshadowed when her dad shoots
Henry. Her father is taken away to be killed by the mafia guy while
Gavin offers Jane the chance to save her fiance. He does two things
before he's willing to do that. The first is that Gavin reveals that
he's actually....Jane's father! Star Wars twist! He believes this is
the reason that Jane was sent to the Drake. I guess her whole mission
and quest to release the magic or whatever was just a huge red
herring. Jane is going to join her dad on the dark side because of
Henry. See Gavin is only willing to save his life is Jane joins him
in fulfilling people's needs via deals that always end badly for
them. Now the series missed a great opportunity here. Jane was always
searching for answers about the Drake, not just herself. The writers
could have taken some time (away from the love triangle plot) in a
cool montage sequence to finally establish what Gavin is and the
guidelines. They could have even made a cool montage out of it. They
could have used it to explain the show's universe but they don't. So
while we know Jane's destiny, we' still don't know the secrets of the
place. Which basically means it was all a giant waste of time as
well.
I
don't just mean the narrative. I mean the whole show. The show's
universe wasn't a small part of it...it's literally the series. You
can talk about how 666 Park Avenue is about a supernatural hotel with
an owner who does deals but your only explaining the basic premise.
Why is the hotel supernatural? What gives the owner his power? What
is the owner? It's these questions that 666 Park Avenue should have
answered from day one. By being clear about this, then we would have
a clue what's going on. When Gavin gives his prediction about his
grandson, it's hard to comprehend the magnitude of this because we
don't know Gavin's power. 666 Park Avenue might have done some cool
stuff during it's run but it ended up being a huge waste of time. The
love triangle was buried away, we never find out why Henry needed to
enter politics, and we don't know anything about the Drake or Gavin.
All we know is that Jane is now his partner but we don't really know
what that means. It was fun while it lasted but it was a big waste of
time.
The
name Lazarus, Part 1 might fit this episode better than I thought.
Not because there will be a part two but because it promises
something that's never going to deliver. 666 Park Avenue might have
had characters, episodes, writers, actors, sets and props but they
never really came together to form a cohesive whole. It was more of a
shadow of a real television show. A fake one that could never become
a real one because I don't think anybody involved knew what this show
was really about. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of fans left the
finale feeling cheated. They were. They just watched thirteen
episodes only to find out there were no answers waiting for them.
Simply the harsh reality that nothing that happened ultimately
mattered. Even Jane's turn to the evil side meant anything she did
before this episode was a waste of time. Likewise, this episode
setting up a second part is a waste of time because there isn't going
to be one. It's merely an illusion. Which is why I think I'm okay
that I got no real closure from 666 Park Avenue. Why I don't care
that almost none of the questions were answered: it's because this
was only pretending to be a television show. It had no universe, no
set rules, and it was all mystery. It was simply...spinning the
wheels from the very moment it begun. That is 666 Park Avenue: a
machine meant to fool you into thinking your were watching something
real. But ultimately it failed because audiences didn't fall for the
trap. They recognized a fake show when they saw it. I guess I was
just a fool sticking around, hoping it would become real like
Pinocchio but there was no Blue Fairy this time.
Other Notes:
Also, I partly stuck around because of the amazing cinematography. Seriously: it rocked.
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