666 Park Avenue
Episode 11: Sins of
the Father
Episode 12: The
Elysian Fields
By: Carlos Uribe
666
Park Avenue is about the resident managers of a supernatural
apartment.
Spoilers
Ahoy!
Sins of the Father:
Is
it me or did 666 Park Avenue slightly fall off the rails with this
episode? The love triangle, that has yet to be relevant to the main
plot despite being a plan by Gavin, takes a significant move forward
when Louise catches Alex and Brian kissing. This is only after Brian
was giving her grief because he thought that she had taken drugs at
that party. The two are not in a good place right now. Louise goes
home and tries to flush the drugs down her toilet but keeps failing
because of magic. She loses her incredible willpower due to emotional
devastation and the fear that she's probably going crazy. She gets
high, shows up at Patrick Cory's apartment, and sleeps with him. So I
guess this love triangle just became a square of some sorts. It's
nice that Louise finally found out about the affair but it's very
late in the game and I have no idea why this love triangle even
matters. Seriously, why does Gavin want to break them up? We have no
idea what his master plan in general is so it's hard to see how
relevant they are to the plot. I guess sleeping with Patrick makes
the love triangle slightly more important as it interacts with the
main plot but it's very minimal. This is a sub-plot that has been
present from day one but it's always felt separated and I have no
idea where this is supposed to even go. If this turns out to go
nowhere by the end of the finale, it's going to feel like the biggest
waste of time that the show took as it spent precious time developing
a plot that it didn't really need. If it does turn out to be
important, why keep it from us for so long? 666 Park Avenue keeps
it's annoying habit of keeping way too many cards up it's sleeve.
So
who is this Patrick Cory fellow? He's Harlan Moore. He has come back
to the Drake, moved into Elder's old apartment, and starts renovating
the place. The show is still stupid when it comes to the character.
He continues to speak old-fashioned, dress like he's out of a time
period movie, and fails to adapt to modern sensibilities. Which would
make more sense if he had time traveled directly from the twenties or
spent the entire time in a coma. It makes no sense when you consider
that he had actually been alive since then and thus has had time to
adapt to the modern world. His refusal to do so makes him stand out
so much that it's shocking that it takes Jane such a long time to
figure out who he is. Especially since she had seen his younger self
that time she went down the flight of stairs. He claims that he's
seeking redemption and does help Jane decipher part of the journal.
His motives are cast in doubt as he recreates the mural from the
basement, magical powers and all, while killing a young woman. That's
right: Louise is sleeping to him while a dead body lies in the next
room. That's just disturbing. I'll admit that Patrick is a little fun
but his inability to even try to adapt to the modern era is simply
perplexing. His real motives don't matter because we know very little
about what's actually going on. We get more of the same vague clues
we've been fed from the beginning but nothing solid to actually back
them up. His intentions are supposed to be mysterious and we're
supposed to question him but it's hard to do that when we don't even
know what the status quo he's upsetting is. Why does his presence
matter? I can't answer that because 666 Park Avenue has continued to
defy defining it's universe.
We've
covered the love triangle and the main mythology story but it's time
to concentrate on Henry's plot. He's running for mayor but the
district isn't made up of the one-percent anymore. He's going to have
to appeal to the common man which should be easy since Henry is one.
They decide that the best way to do this is to have him speak at a
church. He can't use the pulpit to actually campaign but he can use
it to sell his character to the public. As Olivia puts it: “Sell
the man, not the message.” It's a solid plan but it gets
complicated by the series mythology. This is because Sasha decides to
use her current position near her parents to kill them only this plot
is kind-of stupid. The first is that her parents were so willing to
trust her after she had spent a significant period trying to weaken
them before they figured out she was alive. That was probably the
first clue they needed to realize Sasha was a danger to them. I
didn't pick this up last week's episode because I had sort-of
forgotten it but I remembered this week. The second stupid thing is
how she decides to execute it. She knows her father is a powerful
being of some sorts so she decides to manipulate a regular catholic
priest to do the job. Wouldn't it be better if she was the one to
stab her father while the priest went after her mom? She actually
loves her mother which would make it more difficult for her to
actually go through with it. The whole plan falls apart because Sasha
didn't think it through. Her punishment? She gets sent down the
stairs where she'll live happily ever after. No...I'm serious. That's
her punishment. She acts all sad that she's going to be separated
from her parents but it's hard to believe her because she had just
tried to have both of them killed.
The Elysian Fields:
I
think I have 666 Park Avenue with this episode due it's overuse of
Greek mythology. The name of the episode, the reference to the old
gods, and it's use of Greek names leads me to believe that what we're
really seeing is a show about Greek gods. Gavin is actually Hades,
Olivia is Persephone, and I'm actually not sure where to go from
here. Now that I think about it, this doesn't make a lot of sense.
Why would Hades be making deals with people? What would be his
end-game? Why haven't the other Olympian Gods intervened? Yeah, I
take it back. I still have no idea what 666 Park Avenue is about and
this is the penultimate episode of the show. What do I know for sure?
There's a hotel that eats people. It happens to eat the people that
belonged to the Conspirati, the group that Cooper belonged to. This
hotel is owned by Gavin, who can easily vanquish any foe because of
his unlimited power. What is this power? Who knows. Do the writers
even know? I'm not convinced. If they do, they should have released
this information at the beginning of the season. It's no surprise
that this show failed to attract an audience when it's very premise
is being kept a secret. What's the point of Olivia's story? Is she
going to be fighting Gavin? What does her plot mean? Why does Gavin
want Henry as mayor? Why is Gavin trying to break Louise and Brian
up? All the plots are spread out and their supposed to be all
connected but it isn't because we don't know anything. At the very
least, we should be getting answers at this point rather than trying
to maintain a mystery. A mystery that should have been unraveled in
an early episode to the audience, if not to the characters. Sins of
the Father made no real sense and had some stupidity. The Elysian
Fields kept that up. I do have to admit one thing: I have no idea
what's going on but the two episodes were still pretty entertaining
to watch. It's just once you start thinking about it, like I have to
for this blog, the whole show just falls apart.
This
episode Gavin managed to get rid of two threats. The first threat was
the Conspirati. He figured out that Cooper belonged to the group.
He's mad that their on his turf so he sends out the mafia guy to take
them out. The mafia guy manages to easily do this. As for Cooper? He
gets eaten by the hotel. The big question is why did they exist in
the first place if they weren't going to play any actual role in the
narrative? Okay, they stole the journal and Cooper helped Jane
investigate but that's not enough to justify their existence. Anybody
could have helped Jane out or she could have figured it out by
herself. As for the journal, it could have easily been stolen by
somebody else or Jane could have lost it in another way. The series
established this top-secret organization aimed at taking down
supernatural beings but then wipes them out in a single episode. The
second threat Gavin got rid of was Patrick, or Harlan. I thought the
series was building up to something with Patrick for the finale but
Gavin is able to trap Patrick into the Drake box pretty easily. He
was defeated before he could really set his plan on motion and he
ended up being no threat whatsoever. Which makes his whole plan to
come back young feel more pointless. His only contribution to the
plot was giving Jane the code to break the journal-which he could
have done when he was older. I guess sleeping with Lousie and telling
Brian also advanced their plot but who cares about that? Basically,
what I'm saying, is that we just wasted a whole lot of time on this
character for seemingly no real reason. He wasn't even a real threat!
He could have at least been used to reveal what Gavin was to the
audience or have been a bigger threat that wasn't so easily handled
so as to justify his whole arc. I get it, he's powerful, but this is
simply ridiculous. Every threat he's been able to easily handle.
The
love triangle reached it's next stage when Louise accidentally kills
Alexis when the two got into a fight. It's a clear self-defensive
strategy but Louise is afraid that she'll go to jail anyways. Brian's
genius idea is to get rid of the body. Yeah-that's going to look
really good if they ever get caught. I still have no idea where this
is going or how this fits into the overall big picture. Oh, right: I
don't know what the big picture is even made of. The final plot is
where Henry has asked Jane to marry him. She accepts and the Doran
family decides to throw them an engagement party, against Jane's
wishes. This is basically just a way to give Henry something to do as
his mayoral election plot takes a backseat into the finale. Oh,
there's a little more than that as we meet Jane's father. The series
missed a huge opportunity to have a strong episode core with the
relationship between Jane and her dad but his whole purpose is to
warn her to get away from the Drake. Which would be effective if Jane
hasn't already been warned hundreds of times before by numerous
people giving her the same old vague clues. It's already gotten
pretty tiresome. The Elysian Fields builds into the finale but I have
no idea what's going to happen because I have no idea what is
happening. The big picture remains murky as the series refuses to
firmly establish it's own universe.
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