Once Upon a Time
Episode 22: And
Straight On 'Til Morning
The Season Finale
The Season Finale
By: Carlos Uribe
Once
Upon a Time is a show about fairy tale characters who got sent to our
reality, which has magic now.
Spoilers
Ahoy!
I
like Once Upon a Time. I think it's a fun show with a neat premise. I
like most of the characters and I generally enjoy the plot. I would
call myself a fan of Once Upon a Time but that's basically as far as
I would go. I'm not in love with this show. Why? Once Upon a Time is
entertaining but it's far from good. The episodes are too
inconsistent, the writing is generally very basic, the character arcs
make no sense, and the narrative just jumps around from one place to
another. It's a show with magic but it has placed no rules on it so
that it basically becomes a basic plot convenience. The characters
can go from being good to being bad based on where the writers need
them to be at the time. It reminds me of what Heroes used to do but
to a lesser extent. It's hard to take this series seriously when it
comes to anything long-term because nothing matters in the end. Any
character development might be aborted if the plot demands it.
Three-dimensional characters can be reverted to their flat
two-dimensional selves for the sake of the narrative. Any plot that
adds interesting layers can easily be solved by magic when it starts
to present problems for the writers. Any obstacles that our
characters face are likewise solved too easily. There's a whole
failsafe that can destroy Storybrooke? It only takes a couple minutes
of Emma and Regina using magic to save the whole town and undo any
natural damage the buildings were taking! The only rule that magic
has is that it always has a price but this supposed limitation is so
abstract and inconsistent in it's application that it basically
usually amounts to nothing. The only time magic can't be used to
solve the problems of the characters is when the writers demand it.
The stakes in this show are weakened because it's hard to take them
seriously when you know magic is going to save the day in the end.
Magic is a good element to have but it can easily be abused to the
point where it becomes detrimental. Having magic should not be an
excuse to be lazy about writing characters out of their problems.
What
happened in this finale? A lot of it actually and some of which I
approve. I like how the flashback sequence basically helped develop
the Hook and Baelfire relationship. The two develop a weird
father-son bond until Baelfire learns that Hook was the pirate who
ruined his life. He wants nothing to do with the pirate so Hook hands
him over to the Lost Boys. It's a bit disappointing that Baelfire
wasn't the boy they were looking for but it does leave a lot of
potential for his eventual adventure back to our world. The big
concern from the flashback ties into the modern day story but I'll
tackle that in a minute. The flashbacks are usually an area of
weakness from Once Upon a Time as they tend to be written with a
black-and-white view of the world. You know who the bad guys and the
good guys are and there's little question about whose going to win in
the end. The dialogue very much belongs in a children's cartoon and
the characters are usually two-dimensional. There are some exceptions
as a few of the characters have actually become more layered due to
the flashbacks but this is very inconsistent. Even when the flashback
parts are good, they rarely ever exceed what's happening in
Storybrooke. This is becoming more common towards the end of the
second season but the flashbacks remain very overtheatrical. It
should say a lot that the flashback is the only good part about the
finale until the very end. It ruins it by revealing that the boy that
the Peter Pan shadow is looking for happens to be Henry. It ties into
the Storybrooke cliff-hanger but it's not one I'm looking forward to.
This could turn out to be a good plot but I'm always skeptical when
Henry is at the center of the plot since Jared Gilmore isn't the best
child actor.
This
brings us into the Storybrooke plot of the finale. The main plot has
to do with stopping the failsafe. Regina claims there's no way to
turn it off but she can delay it. The whole town will be able to
escape through the magic beans and nobody has to die. Well that's not
completely true since delaying the inevitable will take all of
Regina's energy. She's sacrificing her life for the whole town. I'm
sorry, but what? I understand Regina would want Henry to live but
didn't she just try to steal a bean so she could take Henry into the
Enchanted Forest? The whole reason that the failsafe is out there is
because she was planning to use it to kill everyone! Why is she
suddenly so interested in saving them? It makes no sense. Regina is
basically back to trying to redeem herself because the writers demand
it rather than coming from a place of character. There's also a big
question I came up with that had to do with Emma. If it would take
all of Regina's energy, why doesn't Emma just volunteer to help
Regina? The two of them can delay the emerald until the other
characters have the bean. They can jump into the portal as the two of
them would still be alive. This actually does happen later in the
episode when it's decided that instead of taking the portal into the
other world, they'll throw the diamond into another world. The
consequences? Nobody knows but it would probably wipe out the whole
magical world. Mary Margaret’s great plan for redemption is too
doom a whole world into oblivion just so that Regina doesn't have to
die. Only they lose the one bean they have (plot demands there's only
one bean for them) so Emma has to help Regina stop the diamond from
destroying everything. How come she didn't do this in the beginning?
Gah! Anyways, they manage to easily stop the town from destruction
only to discover that Mary Margaret and Daniel are terrible
grandparents because they easily allowed Henry to be kidnapped under
their watch.
Who
kidnaps them? Greg and Tamara because they changed their plans. Now
remember how their whole mission is that they want to destroy magic?
They had made that perfectly clear. They reveal they don't know who
they work for but we basically find out that Peter Pan has been
manipulating them into destroying magic. Wait, what? A magical being
from a land of magic is trying to destroy magic in another world?
This makes like no sense and I doubt the series has a good
explanation out of this. Anyways, Greg and Tamara soon change their
tune of music when they find out Henry is the boy that Peter Pan
wants. They take a magical bean so they can use magic to travel into
a world of magic. Once again, the characters whose whole deals were
that they hated magic are now using it themselves so that a magic
character can have a boy. The good news is that Hook decides that
instead of leaving the world on his own, he's going to come back and
help Storybrooke because Neal is dead. The flashback actually helped
justify his one-hundredth alignment switch but I'm sure that he'll
quickly become a bad guy next season. This is that kind of show. All
of the characters, except Belle, board the ship to follow Greg and
Tamara to Neverland. I guess I should be excited about this except
I'm not. Magic is already a major problem on this show so I'm not
sure taking these characters into a land full of magic is going to be
any good. I don't mind that the show is resorting to a kidnapped
Henry as the driving motive for the next season because we know him
but I'm not convinced it's going to be a very good narrative because
of Jared Gilmore. It's not like I believe Henry is in any real
danger. In a show where magic can get the characters out of anything,
I sincerely doubt Henry is going to be in any real danger from
anybody. It's also doubtful that a broadcast network show is going to
kill off a child. What a disappointing set-up for a third season.
Let's
take a quick recap of how magic is used this week. The failsafe is a
problem so two characters are able to shut it off just as the writers
are ready to move on to the real-cliffhanger. Greg and Tamara are
ready to destroy magic until they need it to kidnap a child. These
two examples would be bad enough. One of them makes the whole plot
pointless and cheapens the town's stakes. It only takes a couple of
minutes of Emma and Regina using magic to stop the town's
destruction? Talk about an easy obstacle! The second basically
betrays who these characters are and what made their mission so
promising in the first place. Their threat to magic is weakened and
they basically go from being effective villains to plot devices in no
time. The worst example of magic? One constant on this show is that
crossing the barrier is bad. In the first season, the magic didn't
allow any adult to leave. Henry (and Owen) are able to because their
kids and are from this world but that's basically it. In the second
season, the fairytale characters are stuck in the town because
leaving it wipes their memories. Only two characters have crossed.
That dwarf character and Belle. The latter was to set up a romantic
obstacle between Gold and Belle before it became a way for the
writers to introduce her Storybrooke counterpart, Lacey. Only they
don't need this obstacle anymore since Lacey has fallen in love with
Gold and because he needs her to perform a spell to cloak the town
from any and all dangers. Belle has to stay behind from the ship
because I guess the series needs one main character so that they can
keep doing episodes in Storybrook or because Emilie de Ravin is
getting demoted to recurring or has been fired. I have no idea but in
order to accomplish this task she can't be Lacey but Belle. So what
does the show do? The Blue Fairy manages to come up with a potion
that awakens their memories all of a sudden. What a wonderful plot
contrivance that comes out of nowhere to solve the whole barrier
problem now that it's no longer necessary to have it! With all of the
main characters (but Belle) going to Storybrooke, there's no reason
to use the barrier to keep them where the action is. It's literally
the writers giving Belle her memory back by basically stating “magic!
Her memory is back!” without any work needed to be done by any of
the characters we know. It's attempt use the excuse that the Blue
Fairy was working on it this whole time is laughable because not once
did she ask our heroes for help. This was a pretty big problem-this
should have been a plot we should have occasionally checked up on.
This
episode basically resolves most of the plots with a nice little
bowtie. Hook trying to kill Rumplestilskin? Not anymore because he
thinks Neal is dead and is willing to do anything to help out
Baelfire's son. Regina being a villain? She's willing to help our
heroes to save her son and also randomly give up her return to evil
for no real reason. Belle's memory problem? Magic. The failsafe
destroying Storybrooke? More magic. Greg and Tamara trying to destroy
magic? They start to use it. This is all to build up to a season
that's apparently going to take place in Neverland. I don't know but
I'm not entirely excited about the next season. When character
development and the narrative is all over the place and magic can
solve anything, it's hard to take this show seriously. I'll still
come back and review the third season (I'm 99% certain of that) but
I'm going to go win with less expectations than I was going into the
second season. If the writers are too lazy to properly resolve plots,
pace their character development, and ensure their narrative is tight
then why should I apply my standards of basic quality? I'm going to
try to start reviewing the melodramatic, silly show that exists
rather than the serious, quality drama that could have been. 'Cause I
like Once Upon a Time. It's a lot of fun. It's just not very good.
Other Notes:
The
failsafe apparently wouldn't affect people born on Earth. Henry would
be the only character who would have survived it. Is his concern that
everyone he knows is going to die? No-it's that he'll be all alone.
Michael
Raymond-James (who plays Neal) has been promoted to series regular.
In most shows, that would mean an added importance to the series and
more screentime. Once Upon a Time has a bad habit of promoting actors
(Eion Bailey-August, Meghan Ory-Ruby, Emilie de Ravin-Belle) and then
promptly stops giving them a lot of screentime. Oh, and the episode
technically ends with Neal being discovered by Aurora, Philip, and
Mulan. So I guess it's time to check up on what happened with them
and the wraith.
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